In the first segment, Tales from the Crisper, Junior Asparagus is watching a Frankencelery movie before being told by his mother that he needs to go to bed and says the movie is too scary for him. Junior denies this as he goes upstairs, but when he imagines his family portrait is full of monsters, he runs to his room scared. Bob and Larry drop in and comfort Junior in song about how he does not need to be afraid because God is watching out for him and He is bigger than anything. Junior is then confronted by Frankencelery who reveals that he is really just an actor named Phil Winkelstein from Toledo, Ohio, United States. Junior is then convinced and sings that “God is bigger” and after Bob, Larry, and Phil leave, Junior’s dad comes to tuck Junior in. The pair then discuss how God takes care of them, that Junior needs to be more careful about what he watches in the future, and it’s okay to tell his parents if he’s scared. This segment was written and directed by Phil Vischer. Vischer also serves as the animator of this segment, along with Robert Ellis and Chris Olsen.